It’s exam an essay time, folks! I’m behind on my schoolwork, so I’m going to take a break from the blog for a week. I’ll see you back here soon!
‘twas the night before midterm and all through the place not a person was snoring, nor had peace on their face the students had drunk their beer with great care in the hopes that t’would give essays a wee bit of flare. Their TI’s were resting quite cozy in drawers, while nightmares of exams crawled past on all fours. And the RA in her undies and naught but much more, Was collapsed on bed, while we noticed her snore. When out from the quad there come such a bustle As the cops stopped an Asian and got in a tussle. To the windows we sprung, away with a clatter To spy just in time the blood start to splatter. ‘tis good for the Po- that the Asian was drunk, for all who do SEAS can say with great spunk: he’d’ve computed the numbers and done all the math and in the form of his shoe they’d encounter his wrath.
But woe unto him! This boy was too smashed! His kick was too high, and missed and he crashed. So the long arm of law lay in with great glee In the project of turning his bones to debris.
Moving On for a Bit
March 6, 2009 · Filed under Columbia University, Commentariat · Tagged Announcements, columbia, depressing, good on-goings-on?
Alrighty folks. I’m moving on to the Commentariat full-time for a while. I know I make a lot of promises about updating that I don’t usually follow through on, but I will eventually come back to the Motherland.
I encourage you all to keep up with me there, and keep checking back here, because I might update every once in a while.
Best!
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