I’ve never really been known as an advocate for small government — I have an expansive personal interpretation of the Constitution proper, I miss the days of the 70% tax bracket, I believe in heavy governmental regulation of the economy, and nationalization of all emergency institutions (including hospitals and healthcare generally).
However, it seems to me that, in recent years, the compulsion by some to attempt to eliminate all risk of death or generally-bad-things-happening in the lives of individuals has gone too far. This, of course, started in 2005, when Senator Clinton (D-NY) opened what the Times called a “morality war” on video games, essentially attempting to limit the amount of what she thought of as “inappropriate” content. She blamed things like school shootings and innapropriate behavior by children on games like Grand Theft Auto (the content of which, admittedly, I have problems with, but those problems are different in nature).
More recently, Carl Kruger, a NY state senator (also a Democrat, but that’s not to say that the shenanigans of the Republican Party hasn’t been far worse–it has), proposed a ban on listening to an iPod or talking on the phone while crossing the street. I’m pretty sure I don’t have to explain to anyone living in New York City — or any other city, for that matter — how absolutely ridiculous this is. I cross a street about every minute or two I’m walking in the city. If I’m talking on the phone with someone, that means I’ll have to interrupt my conversation with them — and maybe even hang up and call them back — every minute or so, simply to be a truly law-abiding citizen. This would also pose a problem for joggers, who often listen to music on multi-mile runs as a means of distracting themselves from the blinding pain in their legs/lungs/other parts of their body (as a cross-country runner and jogger, I speak from experience). If this law were passed, every one to two minutes, they would have to stop, unplug their headphones, cross the street, and then plug their headphones back in again.
Granted, according to one newssource, the state senator is proposing the legislation
in response to two recent pedestrian deaths in his district, including a 23-year-old man who was struck and killed last month while listening to his iPod on Avenue T and East 71st Street In Bergen Beach.
While, I’m sure, many people were saddened by the deaths of these two people, they did not die because an iPod and a crosswalk are a combination that will, more often than not, result in death. On the contrary, crossing the street while listening to an iPod is perfectly safe, and these people most likely died because someone was being a dumbfuck. Either they didn’t look both ways to cross the street, or the oncoming car couldn’t see the human being in front of them.