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The GOP’s War on Marriage

Thank you, Mark Sanford, for protecting the institution of marriage for us, the American people, against those evil homogays who want to destroy it. You, like many other Republicans, have been working hard over the past decade to prevent the full enforcement of the Fourteenth Amendment — especially those parts about “liberty” and “equal protection under the law”.

I think my favorite part about the Republican Party platform is that it has nothing to do with, say, the evils of cheating on one’s wife or divorce. No, apparently the only — or at least the biggest — threat to marriage is same-sex marriage. But here’s the funny thing. The divorce rate in the United States is estimated to be 40-50%. Estimates vary, but the most conservative put the infidelity rate at about 20%. So, basically: not only is who I marry none of the Republican Party’s business, not only does it have no effect on anyone else’s marriage, but even if neither of those things were true, divorce and adultery would still be the biggest threats to the institution of marriage.

But I guess none of that matters to the Crazy Crusaders for Marriage. Let’s take a look at the hypocritical douchebags who go on at length about the “protection” of marriage against “them evil homosexuals”. In only the past five years, we’ve had Mark Foley — the crusader against internet predators who was actually a predator himself; Ted Haggard — fundy-wingnut-in-chief who apparently was down with hiring male prostitutes and doing crystal meth; Robert Allen — member of the Florida Statehouse and state chairman of the McCain campaign; Larry Craig — the Republican senator from Idaho with the “wide stance”; Bill Clinton — the “Democrat” who signed the “Defense” of “Marriage” Act while doing naughty things with a cigar with his intern; Glenn Murphy — the national chairman of the Young Republicans who got another Young Republican drunk to take advantage of him; John Ensign — senator of Nevada and fellow adulterer; the list really does go on and on.

You’d think that the massive hypocrisy of the Republican Party might reflect somehow on the legitimacy of their rantings about “protecting marriage”. You know, considering that they themselves are responsible for more damage to the institution of marriage than anything else. Well, I suppose that’s a bit of an exaggeration. It’s a totally legitimate argument to say that the 24-hour Britney Spears marriage and the other shenanigans which go on in Las Vegas are far more harmful to the moral fabric of this country than anything that gay marriage could wreak.

In conclusion: if the Republican Party leadership wants to prevent the “decay” of the institution of marriage, they should do a number of things: (1) pass tougher divorce laws; (2) stop cheating on their wives; (3) come out of the closet already.

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More of the Homosexualist Agenda Revealed!

Apparently the homosexualist agenda is more devious than I previously expected!

Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage

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The Left Hates America…Says the Neo-Secessionist


This
is exactly the kind of person that really pisses me off. In an unfortunate turn of events for my IQ, I came across his MySpace blog while doing a Google search for someone on the far-right with whom to have a rational debate. Not surprisingly, I suppose, such people don’t seem to exist: all of their blog pages seem to be exactly like this.

Does anyone else notice how the self-prolcaimed “patriot” — like many of his brethren — has the flag of the Confederacy in his background? Apparently there are more people than I’d care to believe who are stupid enough to think that one can be both a neo-secessionist and “pro-America”.

According to him and the rest of the far-right, the only way to prevent the “encroachment” of “inferior cultures” is through “intelligent and traditionalist conservative dialogue” (how many contradictions can you fit into one sentence, really?).

In his status updates, he claims that, “Obama = Lenin = Stalin = Hitler… What is that spook doing?” According to Godwin’s Law, he loses. At everything. Unfortunately for thinking people, it seems that it’s not just him who buys into this kind of whackjobbery perpetuated by right-wing pundits — like Limbaugh.

I could go in-depth about the not-at-all subtle differences between the Democratic Party (on the center-left) and Marxist-Leninism (on the far-left), and the differences and outright hatred between Communists and Nazis, but this douche is clearly a gigantic waste of time.

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Smith v. Allwright…alright?

In his last post, Tim makes a number of legitimate points, but seems to have missed the last couple of paragraphs of my original post:

Admittedly, their right to freedom of association does cover their right to be total dicks. Undoubtedly, the fact that they are on private property shields them from the righteous fury of First Amendment scholars everywhere. However, that doesn’t preclude me from: 1. exposing them as total dicks; 2. urgings others to do so; and, most importantly, 3. calling for their tax-exempt status to be rescinded.

I’d take issue with anyone who said otherwise (imagine what would happen if we had to let the Klan into shabbos services!). I suppose this would be a more serious matter if “Liberty” “University” faced any other destiny than to embarrass itself into irrelevancy and oblivion.

However, since I think it’s fun to play with ideas (even those with which I disagree), let’s explore some forum analysis.

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My Personal Crusade Against “Jesus-Camp”

According to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, Congress (admittedly, a while ago) reauthorized the Higher Education Act with a (non-legally binding, unfortunately) amendment:

‘(2) It is the sense of Congress that–

‘(A) the diversity of institutions and educational missions is one of the key strengths of American higher education;

‘(B) individual institutions of higher education have different missions and each institution should design its academic program in accordance with its educational goals;

‘(C) an institution of higher education should facilitate the free and open exchange of ideas;

‘(D) students should not be intimidated, harassed, discouraged from speaking out, or discriminated against;

‘(E) students should be treated equally and fairly;…

With this values in mind, let’s take a look at “Liberty” “University’s” “On Campus Living Guide”:

Curfew
Students are to be in their residence halls each night by curfew. Everyone is asked to be courteous at all times concerning noise. No one is permitted to do laundry after curfew. Curfew hours are:
• Sunday through Wednesday – 12:00 a.m. (midnight)
• Thursday – 10:00 pm
• Friday and Saturday – 12:30 am

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The War on Fun — Now National

This post originally appeared in the Columbia Spectator’s Commentariat.

Recently, one of my friends sent me a terrifying YouTube video. What was it? A Russia Today news report on what’s going down in the US regarding our copyright laws.

Apparently, the Obama administration is moving to criminalize illegal music downloading. While it may sound like this has already happened, this isn’t the case at all. In fact, while downloading copyrighted music is “illegal”, it has been almost entirely a civil matter. In legal terms, this means that organizations such as the RIAA have been free to go after whomever they catch downloading music, sue them for ridiculous amounts of money, and leave them a crying mess with no money left. Now, it seems that the US government wants to get in on the deal.

Of course, this shouldn’t come as any surprise to us — it wasn’t that long ago that the Obama administration publicly took the side of the RIAA in approving ridiculous monetary awards ($150,000 per song) in civil cases. That’s right, folks. If you downloaded one song from any major artist, the RIAA can sue you for your entire graduate education. Or, they can threaten you by suing you just enough for your family to sell their house and move to a cardboard box.

Oh, and Vice-President Biden hasn’t exactly had a wonderful record on net neutrality, file-sharing, or even online privacy either. According to the afore-linked article, Vice-President Biden has been “anti-encryption” (because, as the article asserts, encryption makes it hard for the FBI to read your e-mail), and supported making it a felony for playing an illegal version of a game. In other words, if Vice-President Biden had had his way, if your younger brother has played your illegally-downloaded version of Starcraft, he won’t get to vote when he turns 18. Awesome, right?

To be fair, I’m still looking into some of these things further. I haven’t be able to find anything to confirm the Russia Today story, so it may have been a hoax or perhaps simply some bad publicity being put out by the Russian government about the US (something that hasn’t been entirely unknown to happen).

If there’s anyone else who has some additional information about what’s going on in the ever-expanding and ever-more-complicated world of copyright law (which also seems to become more and more relevant to the lives of college students everywhere by the day), please let me know so I can check it out.

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“Liberty” “University” Derecognizes “College” “Democrats”

An Open Letter to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education

I was disappointed to discover FIRE’s rather relaxed stance on the infringements on the rights of the Liberty University young Democrats. As a long-time supporter of FIRE, soon-to-be-intern, and free speech absolutist, I was surprised to see that FIRE seemed to view Liberty University’s blatant admission of its willingness to abridge basic rights of students as somehow ameliorating its conduct.

I was surprised not only because I so frequently see my own views espoused by FIRE, but also because of what I had read in the Guide to Free Speech on Campus, in which a number of passages had led me to assume that such blatantly undemocratic conduct would not go without excoriating denouncement by FIRE.

First, FIRE declares that “freedom and moral responsibility for the exercise of one’s freedom are ways of being human” (FIRE Guide to Free Speech on Campus, 2). One would assume that openly admitting to one’s atrocities would make them no less acceptable, especially when the things upon which the ironically-named Liberty U. infringes go to the very essence of its students’ humanity.

In fact, only a few pages later you urge students to make both philosophical as well as legal arguments in favor of their free speech rights — noting John Stewart Mill’s essay, On Liberty. Interestingly, I had to read that same essay this past year for one of my courses, and both enjoyed and agreed with it thoroughly. In that essay, Mill makes a number of convincing arguments. None of them, however, have anything to do with whether the government, or individual (interestingly, Mill — along with Tocqueville — was one of the first to identify possible harm to individual rights coming from non-governmental sources, such as society and other individuals) is blatant or covert in its attempt to abridge the rights of those whose rights it wishes to abridge. In fact, one imagines that would make it only more nefarious. If, then, free speech rights are about, well, rights — not, instead, the status of the institution — then why isn’t FIRE raising Hell about this?

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Gay, Jewish, and Pissed-Off: A Manifesto (Part II)

Continued from Part I

8. Your Revolution isn’t coming. I think that it’s about time that the left accepts that the Revolution isn’t around the corner. Orthodox Marxists have gotten to the point in their claims of the imminent downfall of capitalism where they’re taken even less seriously than those who predict Armageddon any day now. It’s time to give up unrealistic visions of the future and realize that if you want to improve the lot of humanity, you’re going to have to work within the system and make it as humanitarian as possible.

9. If the Revolution came, it probably wouldn’t do much good. History has demonstrated, again and again, that major revolutions frequently accomplish very little. The French Revolution was very quickly replaced by Bonapartism — the modern French Republic evolved gradually over the course of the next two hundred years; the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia has been almost universally recognized as a total failure, supplanting tyranny with tyranny.

10. Stop making excuses for bad people. I seriously considered folding this one in to my Part I’s “There are certain things that are always bad” but I figured this one needed its own section. The Left (or, perhaps more accurately, the New Left) has acquired the bad habit of defining itself as not the Right. Just as, during the Cold War, America’s habit of supporting brutal-but-at-least-they’re-not-Communist dictatorships, the left has made a habit of supporting brutal-but-at-least-they’re-not-Western/Capitalist/Affiliated with America dictatorships.

Even more unfortunately, perhaps, is that the way in which the Left attempts to cope with the resulting cognitive dissonance: by becoming apologists for those same regimes. Instead of recognizing the failures of Castro to guarantee things like freedom of the press, or Hamas’ explicitly-stated goal of instituting blatantly-human-rights-violating shari’a law, the “Left” frequently responds with nonsense like “well, but they’re being oppressed by the evil white people/capitalists/Jews”. It’s time to realize that the enemy of my enemy is not your friend.

11. Assume good faith. Anyone who claims to be interested in dialogue or any worthwhile discussion about, well, anything — but, most saliently, politics — has to at the very least make an effort to assume good faith. What this means is essentially starting off with the assumption that everyone has the goal of changing the world for the better. This is not to be confused with assuming that everyone always has that goal — the idea is to start off with that idea, though, obviously, it can be disproved as time goes on.

This is my problem with people like Ann Coulter. Regardless of whether or not you view her as the voice of millions of conservative Americans, her philosophical starting-point is that liberals hate America and want to destroy it.

Many leftists are equally guilty of this sort of view. Rather than attempting to understand conservatives as merely approaching issues from a different philosophical standpoint or as simply having different values, leftists freely lob accusations of racism, sexism, classism and xenophobia, often when such accusations have little or no basis in reality. (This is not to say, of course, that all conservatives are free of such vices).

The problem with such approaches is that when you assume that the person you’re talking to shares no common ground, there is essentially no point in talking to them. By contrast, if you can make the assumption that both you and the person to whom you’re talking envision a better America, then you can frame the debate in terms of which policies would be best for that shared goal. No such productive discussion can occur when there no shared common ground is assumed.

12. The ideological world is divided by priority of rights, not by good or evil. This is most true in terms of economic ideology. Both the left and right must do away with the idea that the other side is simply “wrong” or that they’re trying to destroy everything. As a member of the economic left, I can assure you that we have no interest in enslaving mankind in some sort of state-regulatory bondage; as someone who has friends on the right, I can also be sure that the economic right would take no pride in achieving a world of poverty, suffering, and massive inequality.

There is a tradeoff between economic freedom and economic equality in the world, and it depends what it is that you value most that determines your economic beliefs. Of course, the actual economic discussion is far more complicated than this, but this is the essential breakdown.

I consider myself to be on the left because I believe that economic equality is more important than economic freedom — though, of course, I don’t advocate radical socialism. I further consider myself to be on the economic left because I see economic equality to be tied in to other freedoms which might be threatened in a world of unfettered economic freedom.

In the United States, we have witnessed the increasing disappearance of public spaces and the waxing influence of malls and the centers of our civilization. Yet here is where we run into problems: if malls are private property, then don’t they have the right to constrain free speech? Yet if the key to any free civilization is free speech, then how can we allow this to happen? If, as the Supreme Court claims, money is speech, then isn’t allowing excessive economic inequality the same as allowing certain people to be cut out of the American political process?

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NY, Nannygate, and the Nanny State

I’ve never really been known as an advocate for small government — I have an expansive personal interpretation of the Constitution proper, I miss the days of the 70% tax bracket, I believe in heavy governmental regulation of the economy, and nationalization of all emergency institutions (including hospitals and healthcare generally).

However, it seems to me that, in recent years, the compulsion by some to attempt to eliminate all risk of death or generally-bad-things-happening in the lives of individuals has gone too far. This, of course, started in 2005, when Senator Clinton (D-NY) opened what the Times called a “morality war” on video games, essentially attempting to limit the amount of what she thought of as “inappropriate” content. She blamed things like school shootings and innapropriate behavior by children on games like Grand Theft Auto (the content of which, admittedly, I have problems with, but those problems are different in nature).

More recently, Carl Kruger, a NY state senator (also a Democrat, but that’s not to say that the shenanigans of the Republican Party hasn’t been far worse–it has), proposed a ban on listening to an iPod or talking on the phone while crossing the street. I’m pretty sure I don’t have to explain to anyone living in New York City — or any other city, for that matter — how absolutely ridiculous this is. I cross a street about every minute or two I’m walking in the city. If I’m talking on the phone with someone, that means I’ll have to interrupt my conversation with them — and maybe even hang up and call them back — every minute or so, simply to be a truly law-abiding citizen. This would also pose a problem for joggers, who often listen to music on multi-mile runs as a means of distracting themselves from the blinding pain in their legs/lungs/other parts of their body (as a cross-country runner and jogger, I speak from experience). If this law were passed, every one to two minutes, they would have to stop, unplug their headphones, cross the street, and then plug their headphones back in again.

Granted, according to one newssource, the state senator is proposing the legislation

in response to two recent pedestrian deaths in his district, including a 23-year-old man who was struck and killed last month while listening to his iPod on Avenue T and East 71st Street In Bergen Beach.

While, I’m sure, many people were saddened by the deaths of these two people, they did not die because an iPod and a crosswalk are a combination that will, more often than not, result in death. On the contrary, crossing the street while listening to an iPod is perfectly safe, and these people most likely died because someone was being a dumbfuck. Either they didn’t look both ways to cross the street, or the oncoming car couldn’t see the human being in front of them.

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