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Yes We Can; But So Could They

This about summarizes how I feel about the whole gay thing.

This about summarizes how I, as a religious person, feel about the whole gay thing. Click the image for a larger version.

This piece ran in the Commentariat, the Spectator opinion blog.

Last night, when I found out Barack Obama had won, I was ecstatic. I ran out of my dorm with my friends and we, and probably 200 other Columbia students, marched up to Harlem to watch the last few minutes of Obama’s speech.

But when I got back to my computer and television, I was horribly disappointed. The ban on gay marriage in Florida had passed, the ban on gay marriage in Arizona had passed, the ban on gay marriage in California had passed, and the ban on gay adoption in Arkansas had passed. Al Franken looked like he was going to lose to Norm Coleman, and convicted felon Ted Stevens was ahead by three points in Alaska (my friend has vowed to start donating to the Alaskan Independence Party so that incubator of corrupt and incompetant politicians will leave us alone and take their two corrupt Republican senators with them).

I know I should be happy. My friends keep telling me that Barack Obama will be good for gay people. And “at least it’s not McCain”. And yet, for the past eight years — for nearly half of my lifetime — my countrymen have been voting to stop me from having equal rights.

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Beyond the Issues

This piece ran in the Commentariat, the Spectator opinion blog.

Over this past weekend, Sarah Palin released the following statement:

I am, in my own, state, I have voted along with the vast majority of Alaskans who had the opportunity to vote to amend our Constitution defining marriage as between one man and one woman. I wish on a federal level that that’s where we would go because I don’t support gay marriage

For those of you who weren’t able to make out quite what she was trying to say — I couldn’t, at first — she is declaring her support for a Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. Needless to say, I disagree with her on a fundamental level for a variety of reasons — every amendment has been thus far designed to expand freedoms, not restrict them; I believe that marriage is a fundamental human and Constitutional right (see the 9th and 14th amendments); and, quite frankly, there’s really no non-religious argument against same-sex marriage (and even the religious argument is debatable). But, you know, I’m friends with all sorts of people, some of whom don’t believe in same-sex marriage and we get along just fine as long as we don’t talk about politics. But the one thing that I can’t accept is blatant hypocrisy. Sort of like the hypocrisy that Sarah Palin demonstrated in the following statement:

I’m not going to be out there judging individuals, sitting in a seat of judgment telling what they can and can’t do, should and should not do, but I certainly can express my own opinion here and take actions that I believe would be best for traditional marriage and that’s casting my votes and speaking up for traditional marriage that, that instrument that it’s the foundation of our society is that strong family and that’s based on that traditional definition of marriage, so I do support that.

Well, we’re all educated people here. Can anyone else tell me what’s wrong with this? There are a lot of things wrong with it, such as what she did to the English language, which, honestly, ought to be criminalized, but that’s not quite what I’m going for. My point was that, first, by supporting a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage she is by definition “judging individuals, sitting in a seat of judgment”. In fact, her statement about “strong families” directly implies that same-sex couples cannot foster strong families (which, incidentally, they can. Oops.) — this is, again, a moral judgment. Secondly, again, by definition of supporting an amendment, she is “telling [individuals] what they can and can’t do, should and should not do”.

The prospect of giving Sarah Palin any more power or influence than she already has is, quite frankly, terrifying. In fact, I find it profoundly disturbing that any educated person who has been exposed to her statements could vote for John McCain, who has a one in three chance of dying in office.

Beyond any policy differences I might have with John McCain and Sarah Palin (and believe me, there are very many) the sheer number of personality flaws which make both of them unfit to lead is staggering.

John McCain’s well-documented and well known anger issues, his mysogyny (he tells unfunny rape jokes involving gorillas and called his wife both “a trollop” and “a cunt” in front of a group of reporters), his old age and poor health (the fact that he couldn’t remember that Iraq shares a border with Iran, not Afghanistan, and that he couldn’t remember the number of houses he has demonstrates a failure of memory, not necessarily a disconnect from Joe the Plumber), and his evidently poor judgment (he picked Sarah Palin) all combine into a terrifying prospect of a McCain presidency.

And, if, for some reason, John McCain were to die in office and Sarah Palin were to take charge, I would be even more horrified. Sarah Palin’s ignorance of American and legal history (she could only name one Supreme Court case: Roe v. Wade), her inability to form a coherent sentence (see above, or any interview with Couric), her belief that some parts of this country are more “pro-America” than others, and her ethical questionability (she attempted to ban books at the Wasilla library, fired the police chief for personal reasons, and charged victims for rape kits) all paint a very, very dim prospect for America under a Palin administration.

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Pro-America America

“We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. We believe” — here the audience interrupted Palin with applause and cheers — “We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.”

- from the Washington Post, on Sarah Palin’s comments about “Pro-America” areas of America.

These comments are, quite frankly, offensive. The notion that, just because I don’t own a gun (or five), because I don’t hate gay people (or because I am gay), that because I live in a city — or because I live above the Mason-Dixon line, because I don’t plan on voting Republican or for the Constitution Party, the thought that these things make me “Anti-American” or even simply not “Pro-American” is quite frankly disgusting and disturbing on a fundamental level.

I’m sure these sentiments have been echoed by many, many other people (at least, I hope so), but I feel compelled to respond to these comments as well. The problem is that these sentiments echo the feelings of many parts of the mid-west and South as well many in the Republican Party. I find all of this interesting because, apparently, being married to someone who is a member of and affiliated with a secessionist movement (Sarah Palin) is more pro-American than living in New York City. Apparently, flying the flag of a secessionist movement that made war on United States, causing the deaths of over 600,000 people, is more pro-American than my possible vote for Ralph Nader.

I’m sorry, Sarah Palin, but, fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. I don’t care about your “explanation” — your true intentions were pretty obvious. It was clear to me — and every other conscious person in this country — that you meant that the “pro-American” areas of this country were the areas that vote Republican and the implied “anti-American” areas of this country are the Democratic ones.

The fact of the matter is that Palin’s statements expose a fundamental contempt for the liberal areas of this country held by the vast majority of Republicans. Here’s a newsflash, guys. The year is 2008, not 1863. The Civil War is over. Oh, also, someone should tell the Nebraskans and folks in Kansas that, actually, in 1863, they hated the South with a passion because they were filthy, slave-owning secessionists who, get this, hated America (though now they drive around with Confederate flags painted onto their pick-up trucks). But, yeah, that’s right. The Confederates hated America, even more, than, say, Michael Moore and his fat, liberal ass. You know why? Because, unlike Michael Moore’s ass, the Confederates killed around 300,000 of their countrymen.

It’s really a tragedy that someone as anti-American as Colin Powell endorsed the vast I-Hate-America conspiracy a couple of nights ago. Not only was this an endorsement — it was an unequivocal endorsement. It seems that just everyone is anti-America these days.

But in all seriousness, how dare she? Who is she to declare me anti-American and the vast swathes of ex-Confederates to whom she panders “pro-America”?

I am, quite frankly, sick of hearing how “un-American” I am and how much I “hate my country” because I support my own fundamental right to get married, the right of Americans not to starve on the streets, and the right of Americans to decent healthcare.

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LIVEBLAGGING NAO

Just to let everyone know, I started liveblogging the debate a few minutes ago. One of my friends tells me that he can’t see it, if it’s not working, press RSS, which should be up.

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I HAZ AN INTERNET

In 2004, massive internet (and with it, youth) support made Howard Dean seem to be almost undefeatable. This, of course, fell through, but the end of the Dean campaign didn’t spell the end of internet organizing.

For the 2008 primaries, Barack Obama (now the Democratic nominee, for those of you living under a rock), raised a record $32 million—just in January (http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/02/04/obama-sets-record-with-january-donations-online-donations-88-of-total/)! Of that, $28 million (nearly 88%) came from online donations.

In the Republican race, Ron Paul raised $4 million in individual internet donations on one day, setting yet another record (http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/columnist/raasch/2007-11-08-raasch_N.htm). Yeah, he didn’t win, but, um, that’s a lot of money, especially for the Republican Dennis Kucinich.

As the role of the internet in politics grows greater and greater, so, too, do the number of people and organizations who come up with fun, frightening, creative, or just plain weird ways of supporting their candidate.

Here’s a collection of some of those ridiculous things I’ve found.

1. “I’ve Got a Crush on [Candidate]”

While most people have heard of Obama Girl, some may be surprised (and amused) to hear that she inspired quite a few imitators, including Hillary Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLSWudoqtWE) and, of course the song I’ve Got a Crush on My VP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpESyx58qmA). There used to be something along the lines of I’ve Got a Crush on Huckabee, but it seems that YouTube removed it. Alas.

2. The Chuck Norris Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8)

This ad has been widely credited with the success that the Huckabee campaign had. It seems, however, despite Chuck Norris telling America “how it’s gonna be”, we just weren’t ready for a President who wanted to quarantine everyone who is HIV-positive.

3. The Great Schlep (http://www.thegreatschlep.com/site/index.html)

It seems like the Jewish people have yet to jump on the Blame-Nader-for-2000 bandwagon, because this time some of us are doing our utmost to make it up to America. Sarah Silverman, starring is a marginally-funny-yet-possibly-very-offensive-but-to-black-people-not-Jews-so-it’s-totally-not-okay video, threatens to “blame the Jews” if Barack Obama doesn’t win the election (she’s Jewish so it’s totally okay). She urges young American Jews to go visit their grandparents in Florida (a swing state, again) and convince them to vote for Obama. And she invents the word “douchenozzle”.

4. The Barack Obama Youth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2SmfJ_zIFM)

So this is, quite frankly, one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen in a while. I’m sure they don’t mean to scare me, but my heart can’t help but to skip a beat when I see people in military uniforms. Marching around. Making funny gestures with their arms. Shouting at me about the policies of a leader. A leader who they really really like. Also, they spelled “Barack” wrong. Oops.

5. The 7-Eleven Election (http://www.7-election.com/)

Apparently (I haven’t been to a 7-Eleven since this past summer) 7-Eleven has decided to be a good corporate citizen and conduct a national poll. You vote for either Barack Obama or John McCain (because there aren’t any other candidates running, duh) by buying a cup of coffee with your preferred candidate’s name on it. Somehow, the corporation keeps track of how many of each candidate’s cups have been bought, and they put the results in a big colorful map on the internet. Nationally, Obama leads by about 6 points (this correlates with actual polling data). In Texas, Obama leads by 8 points (this doesn’t correlate with actual polling data). In conclusion, it’s probably not very accurate, but it’s interesting to see.

6. MyDebates (http://www.myspace.com/mydebates)

MySpace partnered up with some other corporation to create MyDebates. The website has a streaming video feed of the presidential debates, surveys, and lots of fun data to look at. The userbase is obviously biased (Barack Obama: 57%; John McCain: 24%), but that’s not my biggest issue with website. Not only does it pretend that Obama and McCain are the only two candidates in the race, but the choices for its survey questions are ridiculous. For example, on the same-sex marriage issue, the choices are:

  • “Support the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as the legal union between one man and one woman. Do not take a position on civil unions for same-sex couples.”
  • “Repeal the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as the legal union between one man and one woman. Support civil unions for same-sex couples.”
  • “Neither”
  • “I haven’t decided yet”

I hope I don’t have to explain what’s wrong with this, but I’ll do so anyway. First, it makes it appear as if there are only two legitimate positions to hold on the issue. Second, while the option “Neither” is presented, selecting that renders one’s opinion entirely invalid, because one could disagree and hold either a position on the far-left or the far-right. Third, the issue of same-sex marriage is complicated, and can’t be boiled down to support or opposition to the Defense of Marriage Act (which, by the way, is unconstitutional thrice over – the 14th Amendment, the Privileges and Immunities Clause, and the Full Faith and Credit Clause). Lastly, of course, is the most obvious problem: the policy choices for “same-sex marriage” don’t actually list “same-sex marriage” as an option. Oops. Thanks, MySpace.

Or let’s take the issue of immigration:

  • “Secure the country’s borders immediately before considering additional policy reform”
  • “We should not act hastily. Border security is only effective if used in conjunction with broader policy reform.”

These options are, of course, meaningless. “broader policy reform” could mean anything from cutting off legal immigration entirely and building a giant wall around the US to getting rid of all barriers to immigration and granting amnesty to everyone. Perhaps these options, of course, are simply reflective of the positions of the candidates (i.e. purposefully vague). Yet anyone who actually goes to Obama’s website and reads the blurb he has about immigration could learn way more way faster. And, of course, God forbid there should be any options besides the ones that are radically centrist.

7. Nailin’ Palin

I heard a rumor about this – supposedly a porn being made about Sarah Palin – and then accidentally ran across the website. I closed it in horror (there is a picture of two people having sex with Palin’s, and, yes, McCain’s heads obviously photoshopped on). I can’t find it again. The McCain campaign probably issued a cease-and-desist, and rightly so. Really, you don’t want to see it.

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The Sarah Palin Experience

I feel like this picture pretty accurately captures the Republican arguments that Sarah Palin isn’t ridiculously under-qualified to be vice-president (or, honestly, president — she’s a cheeseburger away from the presidency).

Quite frankly, it is disturbing that the GOP counts looking at another country as foreign policy experience. If that’s the case, then I should be an ambassador. I was in Canada once!

It has also recently come out that, apparently, mayors in Alaska don’t have…well…real responsibilities. Basically, the mayor in Wasilla is in charge of the library, the police department, and the fire department.

And, during Palin’s tenure as Wasilla’s mayor, she fired the police chief under questionable circumstances and the town, unlike every other town in Alaska, made rape victims pay $8,000 for rape kits. Quite frankly, this practice is unconscionable, but not out of line with her belief-set at large. Sarah Palin is probably amongst the most anti-women’s rights politicians I’ve heard of in a while, opposing abortion even in cases of rape or incest.

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