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The GOP’s War on Marriage

Thank you, Mark Sanford, for protecting the institution of marriage for us, the American people, against those evil homogays who want to destroy it. You, like many other Republicans, have been working hard over the past decade to prevent the full enforcement of the Fourteenth Amendment — especially those parts about “liberty” and “equal protection under the law”.

I think my favorite part about the Republican Party platform is that it has nothing to do with, say, the evils of cheating on one’s wife or divorce. No, apparently the only — or at least the biggest — threat to marriage is same-sex marriage. But here’s the funny thing. The divorce rate in the United States is estimated to be 40-50%. Estimates vary, but the most conservative put the infidelity rate at about 20%. So, basically: not only is who I marry none of the Republican Party’s business, not only does it have no effect on anyone else’s marriage, but even if neither of those things were true, divorce and adultery would still be the biggest threats to the institution of marriage.

But I guess none of that matters to the Crazy Crusaders for Marriage. Let’s take a look at the hypocritical douchebags who go on at length about the “protection” of marriage against “them evil homosexuals”. In only the past five years, we’ve had Mark Foley — the crusader against internet predators who was actually a predator himself; Ted Haggard — fundy-wingnut-in-chief who apparently was down with hiring male prostitutes and doing crystal meth; Robert Allen — member of the Florida Statehouse and state chairman of the McCain campaign; Larry Craig — the Republican senator from Idaho with the “wide stance”; Bill Clinton — the “Democrat” who signed the “Defense” of “Marriage” Act while doing naughty things with a cigar with his intern; Glenn Murphy — the national chairman of the Young Republicans who got another Young Republican drunk to take advantage of him; John Ensign — senator of Nevada and fellow adulterer; the list really does go on and on.

You’d think that the massive hypocrisy of the Republican Party might reflect somehow on the legitimacy of their rantings about “protecting marriage”. You know, considering that they themselves are responsible for more damage to the institution of marriage than anything else. Well, I suppose that’s a bit of an exaggeration. It’s a totally legitimate argument to say that the 24-hour Britney Spears marriage and the other shenanigans which go on in Las Vegas are far more harmful to the moral fabric of this country than anything that gay marriage could wreak.

In conclusion: if the Republican Party leadership wants to prevent the “decay” of the institution of marriage, they should do a number of things: (1) pass tougher divorce laws; (2) stop cheating on their wives; (3) come out of the closet already.

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The Left Hates America…Says the Neo-Secessionist


This
is exactly the kind of person that really pisses me off. In an unfortunate turn of events for my IQ, I came across his MySpace blog while doing a Google search for someone on the far-right with whom to have a rational debate. Not surprisingly, I suppose, such people don’t seem to exist: all of their blog pages seem to be exactly like this.

Does anyone else notice how the self-prolcaimed “patriot” — like many of his brethren — has the flag of the Confederacy in his background? Apparently there are more people than I’d care to believe who are stupid enough to think that one can be both a neo-secessionist and “pro-America”.

According to him and the rest of the far-right, the only way to prevent the “encroachment” of “inferior cultures” is through “intelligent and traditionalist conservative dialogue” (how many contradictions can you fit into one sentence, really?).

In his status updates, he claims that, “Obama = Lenin = Stalin = Hitler… What is that spook doing?” According to Godwin’s Law, he loses. At everything. Unfortunately for thinking people, it seems that it’s not just him who buys into this kind of whackjobbery perpetuated by right-wing pundits — like Limbaugh.

I could go in-depth about the not-at-all subtle differences between the Democratic Party (on the center-left) and Marxist-Leninism (on the far-left), and the differences and outright hatred between Communists and Nazis, but this douche is clearly a gigantic waste of time.

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Smith v. Allwright…alright?

In his last post, Tim makes a number of legitimate points, but seems to have missed the last couple of paragraphs of my original post:

Admittedly, their right to freedom of association does cover their right to be total dicks. Undoubtedly, the fact that they are on private property shields them from the righteous fury of First Amendment scholars everywhere. However, that doesn’t preclude me from: 1. exposing them as total dicks; 2. urgings others to do so; and, most importantly, 3. calling for their tax-exempt status to be rescinded.

I’d take issue with anyone who said otherwise (imagine what would happen if we had to let the Klan into shabbos services!). I suppose this would be a more serious matter if “Liberty” “University” faced any other destiny than to embarrass itself into irrelevancy and oblivion.

However, since I think it’s fun to play with ideas (even those with which I disagree), let’s explore some forum analysis.

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My Personal Crusade Against “Jesus-Camp”

According to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, Congress (admittedly, a while ago) reauthorized the Higher Education Act with a (non-legally binding, unfortunately) amendment:

‘(2) It is the sense of Congress that–

‘(A) the diversity of institutions and educational missions is one of the key strengths of American higher education;

‘(B) individual institutions of higher education have different missions and each institution should design its academic program in accordance with its educational goals;

‘(C) an institution of higher education should facilitate the free and open exchange of ideas;

‘(D) students should not be intimidated, harassed, discouraged from speaking out, or discriminated against;

‘(E) students should be treated equally and fairly;…

With this values in mind, let’s take a look at “Liberty” “University’s” “On Campus Living Guide”:

Curfew
Students are to be in their residence halls each night by curfew. Everyone is asked to be courteous at all times concerning noise. No one is permitted to do laundry after curfew. Curfew hours are:
• Sunday through Wednesday – 12:00 a.m. (midnight)
• Thursday – 10:00 pm
• Friday and Saturday – 12:30 am

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“Liberty” “University” Derecognizes “College” “Democrats”

An Open Letter to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education

I was disappointed to discover FIRE’s rather relaxed stance on the infringements on the rights of the Liberty University young Democrats. As a long-time supporter of FIRE, soon-to-be-intern, and free speech absolutist, I was surprised to see that FIRE seemed to view Liberty University’s blatant admission of its willingness to abridge basic rights of students as somehow ameliorating its conduct.

I was surprised not only because I so frequently see my own views espoused by FIRE, but also because of what I had read in the Guide to Free Speech on Campus, in which a number of passages had led me to assume that such blatantly undemocratic conduct would not go without excoriating denouncement by FIRE.

First, FIRE declares that “freedom and moral responsibility for the exercise of one’s freedom are ways of being human” (FIRE Guide to Free Speech on Campus, 2). One would assume that openly admitting to one’s atrocities would make them no less acceptable, especially when the things upon which the ironically-named Liberty U. infringes go to the very essence of its students’ humanity.

In fact, only a few pages later you urge students to make both philosophical as well as legal arguments in favor of their free speech rights — noting John Stewart Mill’s essay, On Liberty. Interestingly, I had to read that same essay this past year for one of my courses, and both enjoyed and agreed with it thoroughly. In that essay, Mill makes a number of convincing arguments. None of them, however, have anything to do with whether the government, or individual (interestingly, Mill — along with Tocqueville — was one of the first to identify possible harm to individual rights coming from non-governmental sources, such as society and other individuals) is blatant or covert in its attempt to abridge the rights of those whose rights it wishes to abridge. In fact, one imagines that would make it only more nefarious. If, then, free speech rights are about, well, rights — not, instead, the status of the institution — then why isn’t FIRE raising Hell about this?

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Gay, Jewish, and Pissed-Off: A Manifesto (Part I)

1. Just because something has emerged from western culture doesn’t mean that it’s “bad” or “evil” or even must necessarily be questioned, when something from non-western cultures would not be.

Recently, the people in Sudan who were indicted on charges of genocide charged that the ICC was a “racist” organization because it was formed by Western nations. Besides the fact that such allegations are bullshit (23 or so African countries participated in its formation), it shouldn’t matter whether that organization was formed by “western” countries or not. If you have problems with its principles then level an attack against those principles. Just because you happen not to like the fact that white people formed it doesn’t mean that it’s an illegitimate organization — it just means you’re racist.

Which brings me to my next point.

2. Not all white people are racist; not all black people are free from bigotry. This may come as newsflash to some people on the left, but not all non-white people shit ice-cream — and not all white people are evil oppressors. In case you didn’t notice, there were numerous white people who participated in the Civil Rights movement. In fact, if it hadn’t been for white people, African Americans likely still wouldn’t have any rights today. The next time someone calls me a racist because I’m white or don’t happen to support race-based affirmative action, remember that.

And as for black people somehow magically being free from racism — has anyone heard of the Nation of Islam. They believe that white people are all incarnations of the devil or some shit. Now if a bunch of white people ran around claiming that black people were the devil or something, they’d be shut down in like a week as fucking asshats. But no, instead, people like the Nation of Islam attract all kinds of white apologists who attempt to justify their racism, as if “oh, well, it doesn’t count because they were oppressed.”

Or, moving away from racism, doesn’t anyone else want to talk about Prop 8? I mean, sure a lot of it has to do with education, but it doesn’t matter how you analyze it — black people were bigots against queer people. The fact that they were uneducated doesn’t excuse it, it just demonstrates the need to reform the educational system. I don’t recall anyone excusing actions by the KKK by just saying that they’re “uneducated” — how are the actions by Black Churches Any different?

Also, just because I think your music sucks doesn’t mean I’m racist. It just means your music sucks.

3. Not all black people suffer from horrible, horrible oppression. Newsflash, people: not all black people have been called names, beaten, or lynched or even been around or near those things. In fact, there are quite a few of them who are doing quite well for themselves. This is why Affirmative Action is bullshit — or at least race-based affirmative action: there are rich-off-their-asses African-Americans who are getting into universities or who are getting jobs over equally-qualified white poor people. Do I think that white people should get jobs just by virtue of being white? No. But I do think that the fact that someone is poor means that they had to try harder in order to succeed on an equal level. If you’re rich and black, the fact of the matter is that you probably had just as many — if not more — opportunities as someone who is rich and white. But if you’re poor and white, you’ve probably had far fewer opportunities than someone who’s rich and white.

The way the educational system is set up is biased against the poor. Since it’s locally funded, and people frequently live segregated by class, poor school districts frequently face the choice of having less funding or taxing those who can least afford it even more. So while in Trenton, for example, schools are falling apart and the school can barely afford to pay its teachers, the next district over is buying new computers every year or two.

My point here is this: race and class are strongly correlated. But the oppression that is frequently faced by poor African-Americans is also faced by poor whites and poor latinos. Why should wealthy blacks get a foot up over poor whites?

4. Jewish people aren’t white. What’s fun is that for the past two-thousand years, white people — and brown people, and yellow people, and, just, well, everyone (but mostly white people) — have been trying to wipe us (i.e. Jews) off the face of the Earth.

Then, suddenly, after a last big push (i.e. the Holocaust), suddenly Jews are white. Thanks guys. I like how we became white just in time for affirmative action to be put into place. That’s awesome.

You know what college interviews were implemented right? To weed out the Jews and the gays. Then as soon as they were done with that and started to try to encourage non-whites to apply, all of a sudden OH WOW YEAH YOU JEWS HAVEN’T BEEN OPPRESSED AT ALL WELCOME TO THE CLUB. LET’S JUST IGNORE THE PAST 2000 YEARS OF US TRYING TO KILL YOU, AWESOME.

5. There are certain things that are always bad. Just because non-white, non-male, non-straight, or non-”oppressive class” people perpetrate them doesn’t make those things okay. Things such as the Haitian genocide of former slaveowners and their families is abhorrent. There is a line to be drawn between punishment for crimes and unnecessary retribution; and, further, between justified retribution and wholesale slaughter of innocents.

6. All-women’s colleges are sexist; all-black colleges are racist. No. Really. I’m really scratching my head about this one. How much did the left bitch about the fact that “oh, wah, wah, wah, all these schools are men-only, and wah wah wah we have to go to these separate schools.” Okay, so, instead, the deal is that not only can men not go to your special schools, but you also get to go to what used to be male-only schools?

And as for all-black colleges…well, wasn’t there something called the Civil Rights movement that was all about segregation? And then wasn’t there another case called Brown v. Board of Education which said that separate was necessarily unequal. So what’s the deal?

You want to have your cake and eat it too? Why can’t I go to Barnard if I want to? The fact of the matter is that it is better. But I can’t go there? Why? Because I have a penis. OMG I GUESS IM THREATENIN UR RITES OMGOMGOMG.

Assholes.

7. I can still be on the ‘left’ and believe this. Sorry, people, but just because I don’t subscribe to your bullshit identity politics doesn’t mean that you can call up the Leftist Pope and excommunicate me from the Green Party or SDS or whatever. I’m not sure where along the line the Green Party/Socialist Party/the left in general decided to sign a suicide pact by advocating entirely untenable things that are totally unrelated to economics or economic justice (I’m sorry, but what’s the deal with spelling “women” incorrectly? It’s not “womyn”. It’s women.), but I’m pretty damn sure my name wasn’t on that document.

Continued in Part II

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Learn You Some Math, Fool

According to this website, Obama won Guam with “with 2,264 votes to Sen. Hillary Clinton’s 2,257 votes.” This is, apparently, “a 7-point difference.” It was also, for some reason, necessary to report that Obama “never trailed from the first vote on.” Besides the fact that this is shit reporting, it is also grossly inaccurate. One vote is never, and has never been, necessarily equal to a point (which is one percent) — and that fact remains the same in this situation. Obama won Guam by less than one point.

That is all. You may resume your reporting of unacceptable quality.

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Death by Religion

PrayerThis is somewhat relevant to the research paper I wrote on the effects of religion as a stressor with regards to sexual minorities — a girl recently died because her parents refused to seek medical treatment and opted instead to pray for healing.

Apparently they weren’t aware of the numerous studies that showed that praying actually does nothing (see picture to the right).

This whole incident reminds me of a parable I heard in an episode of West Wing. While it pertained to the President commuting the sentence of a prisoner about to receive the death penalty, it’s nonetheless relevant. It goes as follows:

The man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents should evacuate their homes. But the man said, ‘I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.’ The waters rose up. A guy in a row boat came along and he shouted, ‘Hey, hey you! You in there. The town is flooding. Let me take you to safety. ‘But the man shouted back, ‘I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me. ‘A helicopter was hovering overhead. And a guy with a megaphone shouted, ‘Hey you, you down there.The town is flooding. Let me drop this ladder and I’ll take you to safety. ‘But the man shouted back that he was religious, that he prayed, that God loved him and that God will take him to safety. Well… the man drowned. And standing at the gates of St. Peter, he demanded an audience with God. ‘Lord,’ he said, ‘I’m a religious man, I pray. I thought you loved me. Why did this happen?’ God said, ‘I sent you a radio report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. What the hell are you doing here?’

For those of you who are dense, and don’t quite grasp the concept here (read: people like this poor child’s parents), the moral of the story is this: God works in mysterious ways. He won’t reach down with all his might and save you from the floodwaters — but he will send you a radio report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. He won’t miraculously cure your child — but he did provide mankind with hospitals and medical experts.

Sad as it is, this incident can be marked down as just one more reason why the Christian fundamentalists are wrong — on almost everything.

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